i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting
"If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness."
— A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner (via pale-afternoon)
(Source: notclarissa, via mickheymilkovich)
when u and ur friends look fresh af
I just realized that I grew up during a time where the crazy frog was a thing. Like that was an actual thing that happened, that blue fucking piece of shit frog took the world by storm and it even had a tiny dick and all it did was sing annoying songs while racing around sci-fi towns in a distant future on an invisible motorbike. I can’t believe this. How did that happen. Who LET that happen.
This is your Sunday evening reminder that you can handle whatever this week throws at you. Even if school, work or general life isn’t okay, you’ll get through it because you are damn strong and amazing.
hearing a story thats obviously made up
physically i would describe myself as a noncommittal wiggly hand gesture with a vague “enhhh” noise