koujakus-boyfriend:

sossidge:

me 11:59 September 30th

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me 12:00 October 1st

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it’s not even october and 90% of tumblr is like the second gif

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

(Source: thedudedean, via thidd-y)

idjtits:


sextarian:

fluoroid:

linguisticsyall:

romancingthelanguages:

“Shit It’s raining”

I can’t think of a better thing to put on an umbrella.

love the french

not that there’s a canadian flag in the picture, but there’s a canadian flag in the picture

maybe that’s because about 6.7 million people in canada are french????

idjtits:

sextarian:

fluoroid:

linguisticsyall:

romancingthelanguages:

“Shit It’s raining”

I can’t think of a better thing to put on an umbrella.

love the french

not that there’s a canadian flag in the picture, but there’s a canadian flag in the picture

maybe that’s because about 6.7 million people in canada are french????

(Source: howmanyletters, via secretlymartinfreeman)

thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

(via mischief-bound)

sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

(via be-a-warrior-not-a-worrier)

pocketsext:

cinderella by day

sinderella by night 

(via mischief-bound)

goastly:

is this real wtf this is the president of the united states

(Source: mattsgifs, via ladyoswald)

ewelock:

dean-tacos-cas:

spookapple:

jackvessalius:

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look what we have here

i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life

I sat here until my eyes glazed over and then was thinking ‘this is so dumb its just three wells’ and then

(via mischief-bound)

claphne:

child

why u scream

(via caskiel)

Good wifi on the Hogwarts Express this year

victorydancebitches:

can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i:

neverknowinglybeserious:

a-hobbit-john:

hiiddles:

wife-of-loki:

MINE IS CRAPPY
WHAT CARRIAGE ARE YOU IN!??!?!

COME TO THE BACK 

THE SLYTHERINS HAVE HACKED DUMBLEDORE’S WIFI

1GB BITCHES

Thanks to the Ravenclaws, guys.

The password’s “AL0H4M0R4”
Pass it on. 

(Source: accioheadcanons, via moriartysmistress)

australianpikachu:

australianpikachu:

*leaves facebook forever*

australianpikachu:

australianpikachu:

*leaves facebook forever*

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(via mischief-bound)

the-super-scout:

helioscentrifuge:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

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yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

my catchphrase

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holiday-in-cami-bodia:

dont tell me you didnt see this coming

(via caskiel)

sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

(via mischief-bound)